how do I use the microwave?
I know I'm supposed to put food in it and press buttons until it starts going
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but thats not happening, it still makes sounds though, almost sounds like water?
I'm pressing the button and my food keeps coming out damp, soapy, and messy, if its even on the plate.
It also takes a really long time to cook the food, I thought it was supposed to be fast!
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i never used the microwave, cuz i lived on pbj's growing up. may or may not have put tinfoil in a microwave. may or may not have a new microwave today.
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Oh, you just need to put the sauce packet in. There should be a neat container to empty it out into, and it’s kinda magical
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... I think that’s the dishwasher. You’re supposed to coat the food in flour before you cook it in the dishwasher.
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Edited by Double07: 3/3/2021 12:03:11 AMUse a cover?
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Imo the best way to microwave is to hold your food to the sky and let Zeus do the rest
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Okay so life hack: If you microwave a penny, it'll cook things like a bajillion times faster I swear. You'll thank me later
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What you are attempting to use is called a [b]dish washer.[/b] It is [b]entirely unnecessary[/b] for its inability to create fire. I recommend removing this appliance immediately and replacing it with a blast furnace.
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soapy huh? you’re not using the microwave silly! you’re using the oven!
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Open your mouth and swallow it whole.
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Close the door first
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Turn around. Open the drawer. Get the aluminum foil. Pull all of it out and make it into a giant wad. Jam it in your microwave and turn it on full blast. Watch the sparks fly. Enjoy yourself.
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Flash: the dishwasher is not for warming food. Please try again.
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Eat broom
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No, you're supposed to cut a hole in the bottom, and stick your head in for a tan.
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[i]Real men Barbecue [b]EVERYTHING[/b][/i]!
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You probably made the microwave mad at you. You two need to sit down and talk about your issues, so you can move past this, and get back on good terms again.
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Ghost Wolf
"One batch, two batch, penny and dime... - old
remove water from inside microwave, I don't know, don't get electrocuted. Maybe just find a new one? -
In plug it for 30 seconds then plug it back in
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Just turn it off and turn it on again
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Silly farmer, you gotta get in there with the food to make it work!
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Edited by cRaZyT101: 3/2/2021 3:34:57 AMTime to go shopping.