“Hello there, I am as always Recin Mual!”
“And I’m Catie Havin.”
“And this, is Crucible Recap, the show where we tell all you sad people who didn’t watch last night’s Crucible match what happened.”
“That’s right, Rec! Last night, a miracle happened. The creator of this miracle? Everyone’s favorite amateur Crucible goer, Apollo-14.”
“The scene? Clash on Widow’s Walk. Team Alpha is losing 27-31, with a half minute left. They’re struggling to rack up these kills. Why? The enemy team is camped out at the church. Anyone who gets too close, or for that matter anyone even seen is immediately picked off by Zero and his trusty Izangi’s Burden. Apollo, trailing at the end of the leaderboard like always, manages to sneak into the church without Zero taking him out. He goes into his Behemoth, and destroys two of the enemy team. The rest of them hear the commotion, and run in to see what happened, only to be hampered and blocked by his crystals! They realize what’s happening when it’s too late! The buzzer sounds! Shaxx comes over the coms! The score is 34-31! They’ve won the match! And now, we go live to Apollo celebrating his amazing victory.”
“So, how did you do it? You were trailing, hardly had any kills.”
“I don’t really know what happened. I just, activated it and went into the zone. I saw it, but I didn’t see it. When I snapped out of it, my whole team was running towards me cheering, lifting me in the air, and there was a ton of ice everywhere, and the enemy teams Ghosts were moaning and crying. Got to tell you, feels good.”
“And there you have it. Back to you, Recin.”
“Thank you! And that, was Crucible Recap!”
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