Here’s my weekly post. Prepare to be disappointed. So I decided to torture myself by creating a parody of the nursery rhyme [url=https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak7kedzR8bg]5 Green Bottles[/url], repurposed as an educational list of all the Kells in Destiny’s lore (thanks to THECHUBBYNINJA2 for suggesting this). You can imagine the pain I went through, listening to this song on repeat while working out the lyrics. Now you all get to share in my suffering! Yay! Just imagine little Kinderguardians singing along to this to learn about the Fallen they’ll be fighting when they graduate to full-fledged dancing idiots. Now y’all can be those Kinderguardians and use this song to educate yourselves on some Kell lore! For all the information on these Kells, you can check out the [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/249130375/0/0]Kells lore post[/url]. [quote]♪ 17 Kells sitting in a Ketch ♪ (x2) ♪ And if Chelchis Stone Kell ♪ ♪ Dies in the Whirlwind ♪ ♪ There’ll be 15 Kells ♪ ♪ Sitting in a Ketch ♪ ♪ 16 Kells sitting in a Ketch ♪ (x2) ♪ And if another Fallen Kell ♪ ♪ Gets killed by robot arms ♪ ♪ There’ll be 14 Kells ♪ ♪ Sitting in a Ketch ♪ ♪ 15 Kells sitting in a Ketch ♪ (x2) ♪ And if a sandy Fallen Kell ♪ ♪ Dies in the desert ♪ ♪ There’ll be 13 Kells ♪ ♪ Sitting in a Ketch ♪ ♪ 14 Fallen Kells sitting in a Ketch ♪ (x2) ♪ And if Drifis the Daring ♪ ♪ Leads at the Six Fronts ♪ ♪ There’ll be 11 Kells ♪ ♪ Sitting in a Ketch ♪ ♪ 13 Kells sitting in a Ketch ♪ (x2) ♪ And if a boasting Fallen Kell ♪ ♪ Picks up Rezyl‘s corpse ♪ ♪ There’ll be 12 Fallen Kells ♪ ♪ Sitting in a Ketch ♪ ♪ 12 Fallen Kells sitting in a Ketch ♪ (x2) ♪ And if Virixas Wolf Kell ♪ ♪ Doesn’t get to Twilight Gap ♪ ♪ There’ll be 11 Kells ♪ ♪ Sitting in a Ketch ♪ ♪ 11 Kells sitting in a Ketch ♪ (x2) ♪ And if Veliniks Wolf Kell ♪ ♪ Gets imprisoned right away ♪ ♪ There’ll be 10 Fallen Kells ♪ ♪ Sitting in a Ketch ♪ ♪ 10 Fallen Kells sitting in a Ketch ♪ (x2) ♪ And if Mara Wolf Kell ♪ ♪ Gets betrayed by Queenbreakers ♪ ♪ There’ll be 9 Fallen Kells ♪ ♪ Sitting in a Ketch ♪ ♪ 9 Fallen Kells sitting in a Ketch ♪ (x2) ♪ And if Skolas Wolf Kell ♪ ♪ Becomes the Kell of Kells ♪ ♪ There’ll be 8 Fallen Kells ♪ ♪ Sitting in a Ketch ♪ ♪ 8 Fallen Kells sitting in a Ketch ♪ (x2) ♪ And if Solkis Devil Kell ♪ ♪ Gets headbutt by a Saint ♪ ♪ There’ll be 7 Fallen Kells ♪ ♪ Sitting in a Ketch ♪ ♪ 7 Fallen Kells sitting in a Ketch ♪ (x2) ♪ And if the Vanguard fight a Kell ♪ ♪ With two rocket magazines ♪ ♪ There’ll be 6 Fallen Kells ♪ ♪ Sitting in a Ketch ♪ ♪ 6 Fallen Kells sitting in a Ketch ♪ (x2) ♪ And if Draksis Winter Kell ♪ ♪ Invades the Ishtar Sink ♪ ♪ There’ll be 5 Fallen Kells ♪ ♪ Sitting in a Ketch ♪ ♪ 5 Fallen Kells sitting in a Ketch ♪ (x2) ♪ And if a bad-breath Fallen Kell ♪ ♪ Kills a Hunter with his hands ♪ ♪ There’ll be 4 Fallen Kells ♪ ♪ Sitting in a Ketch ♪ ♪ 4 Fallen Kells sitting in a Ketch ♪ (x2) ♪ And if Craask Kings Kell ♪ ♪ Sends Uldren to make Dusk ♪ ♪ There’ll be 3 Fallen Kells ♪ ♪ Sitting in a Ketch ♪ ♪ 3 Fallen Kells sitting in a Ketch ♪ (x2) ♪ And if Mithrax Light Kell ♪ ♪ Wants to join Humanity ♪ ♪ There’ll be 2 Fallen Kells ♪ ♪ Sitting in a Ketch ♪ ♪ 2 Fallen Kells sitting in a Ketch ♪ (x2) ♪ And if Eramis Darkness Kell ♪ ♪ Builds a dark Empire ♪ ♪ There’ll be 1 Fallen Kells ♪ ♪ Sitting in a Ketch ♪ ♪ 1 Fallen Kell sitting in a Ketch ♪ (x2) ♪ And if Variks Judgement Kell ♪ ♪ Brings back the laws and peace ♪ ♪ There’ll be 0 Fallen Kells ♪ ♪ Sitting in a Ketch ♪[/quote]