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Edited by TripleF73:
5/28/2020 4:19:04 PM
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Today’s TWAB.
Anyone want to guess what the next Shitnami will be announced in today’s TWAB?
My guess is that it’ll be they’ve changed their minds and are going to sunset exotics too.
Make your responses as real or as funny as you like.
English
#destiny2
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13 RepliesThey need to mention the backlash to sunsetting if they want to remotely not be a joke
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4 RepliesEdited by JazzyPaladin477: 5/28/2020 6:55:05 PMSpecial ammo will now cost silver Heavy ammo will cost ascendant shards
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2 RepliesWhile today’s TWAB was bad, Funny story: Remember that Centurion Oryx took right after you landed on the Dreadnaught, then the Centurion and the taken Ogre tried to stop you from killing the King? Heh... didn't work. So the Centurion's bond brothers are pretty angry they lost their commander. They're leading a team to blow up the Dreadnaught's core. Core goes... most of the system goes with it. You're going to make sure that doesn't happen.
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1 ReplyThis weeks twab should have been: We haven't got shit to talk about but instead you can go to the forums and try to start a discussion with that kellygreen girl. Even if you're right she will never admit or will mute you for life. So stop constantly saying we are not listening after you try to discus something with her. Deej out <3
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Twab sounds like some offense english slang word Ya dumb twab
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Edited by Ghodzila: 5/28/2020 8:50:24 PMToday's TWAB was an absolute joke. We are 12 days days away from the next season after the worst season yet, which was full of bugs and endless bounties, and Bungie has told us absolutely nothing about the content of season 11. They ask us to pay in advance, feed us one content poor season after the other, and then tell us nothing. Transparency, my ass. If Bungie is listening, they need -blam!-ing hearing aids.
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If I made a 15 second video of me färting on mic onvYouTube, the entire community would have better understanding of my version of TWAB instead of bungos. At least I'd get to the point. I wouldn't even do and intro that last 5 years. Actually I would do an intro, and then the whole "And guys make sure you like and subscribe!" BS. All for a video, with D2s cover... And a färt. You know what, I'm actually gonna do this, brb LMAO.
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4 RepliesToday we have some exciting things to discuss. First off a word from the Scarab Lord, telling you how much you need and will love all the upcoming changes we will be implementing, you just need to give us a few seasons to convince you, and rest assured all the silver you spend is being put straight back into the game by means of re-skins and rehashed missions and game modes. Also, a word from our office Janitor. We realise that with all the shit that we constantly give you, you may feel somewhat overwhelmed so our Janitor will be giving some excellent tips on how to navigate through all the bullshit and keep the crap levels somewhat manageable. Lastly, we are adding more ways for you to spend silver and also reducing the ways to earn gold dust, plus increasing the difficulty of said ways to earn gold dust as we know you all love insane difficulty an ridiculous amounts of grinding, so we are catering to your needs as always.
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A new Sublcass will be available to all three Guardian's. The questline starts off Eververse for 1200 Silver. We've heard several people wanted old armor to come back as Ornaments, so we've returned several old armor pieces from Trials of the Nine back into the loot pool through our new Grandmaster Reckoning. We also felt that Ikora was feeling lonely being the only one providing nothing for guardians to do—so we've moved all Bounties to Tyra Karn. See you back on the Farm, Guardians!
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6 RepliesEdited by DownyKitten: 5/28/2020 7:40:32 PMThis weeks twab: To balance the game, we will delete your entire inventory and vault and you can no longer reaquire weapons from collections - this time, on purpose! After this change goes live, only y1 vendor armor, Halfdan-D, Last hope, and a sword will be obtainable from world drops. We're introducing yet another currency required to upgrade your equipment. Called Welisten Dust, it is obtainable only from the Reckoning at a .01% drop rate to make upgrading feel more impactful. You may purchase the last 2 minute cutscene of the season with 3000 silver. Purchases made in the next 10 minutes will receive a bonus of 10 bright dust to spend on basically nothing worth a shit in the Eververse store. The EDZ, Mars, and Moon locations will be removed from the game as playable zones because we heard your complaints about Mountaintop in PvP. Mountaintop AoE and damage increased by 45% and now causes a meteor strike on a direct hit. Current bugs: Telesto is deleting accounts of anyone it hits. This will be addressed in a future TWAB in season 13. Edit: new community event in the Dreaming City! You guessed it: 120,000,000 blind well completions will unlock another bullshit quest to grind for an exotic sparrow called Burnout. #We'reListening
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2 RepliesThis week we just wanted to say we are listening and we have fantastic news in the future but now is not the time to announce the announcement of what we have listened to. Instead we will drop promises of future announcements and how we will get it right next year, not this year because you already paid for that but next year it will be better, we promise. We know we have made terrible mistakes year on year for the last 6 years but next year will be different! We plan to listen more and take it on board, and in future updates we might announce how much more we are listening because we respect your time. So please buy our next release and season pass because next time it will be different, we promise.
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10 RepliesRemoval of Sparrows. We feel 99% of people are only using sparrows to navigate long distances. Time to sunset them and make you walk to increase play time.
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6 RepliesSpoiler alert: this has more information than the twab
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2 RepliesSeems like they’ve run out of gear and perks to nerf so they’ve moved on to nerfing the TWaB.
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2 RepliesI don't think I could have written a better parody TWAB than the actual TWAB itself.
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2 RepliesEdited by SAVAG3 B3AR: 5/28/2020 7:10:02 PMThis week at Bungie, we announce the following for next season No new content of substance More grinding of mindless bounties More nerfs to come for popular weapons A preview of next season's bugs dmg_04 out
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1 ReplyEdited by A Broken Record: 5/28/2020 11:35:23 PMTripleF73 you make some valid points and i agree that eververse should be removed from this game. But Whether we wanted it or not, we’ve stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let’s get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta’aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defences, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.
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Edited by Corrick II: 5/28/2020 5:26:16 PMHopefully a teaser of new loot and how they’ll be addressing new content creation. We’ve heard about how they’ll be recycling old gear and giving it back to us, now I want to know how (or if) they’ll be delivering new gear and in a quantity a game like this deserves. Wishful thinking I know, but there it is.
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2 RepliesEdited by Guardian5488: 5/29/2020 8:32:15 AMShitnami? Nami is "wave" in Japanese. Edit: Some people don't understand perfect Japanese it seems.
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It's not a TWAB. It's a PUN. [spoiler]Pointless Useless News[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesA single word etched in the casing [i]Soon[/i]
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We are making shards blue
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Bungie TWAB: Were sunsetting sparrows, ghost shells, ships and shaders. Dont like it? Fùck you.
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I saved the Last City and $10.00... I didn't buy Season of the Worthy. 😎
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"we believe guardians need to work harder to earn their loot, so now all engrams will award 2 tokens and a blue"
