[i]A short, humanoid figure with white wings and scales descends on the church tower. His yellow eyes pierce the fog, and green energy seems to flow from his palms.[/i]
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[i]He shouts his taunts, and a dull roar comes from the woods and the two bridges.[/i]
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[i]Zy manages to get up, and is dueling Titan in the ruins. His wings flap to take the shots. [/i]
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Blaze grapples and releases near ZyOwOth, using momentum to let him plunge his rapier into ZyOwOth’s skull. “WATCH YOUR SIX, IDIOT!”
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[i]Zy deflects the jab with his wing, but can’t punish since he’s overwhelmed [/i]
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Blaze launches into a flurry on his back. “Make sure to tell poly how badly you screwed up!”
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[i]In a flash of green light, ZyOwOth turns into a grey, man sized frog thing with log, black nails and vicious teeth. Shub blast him with his beam, and Zy can’t dodge it. Your flurry cuts into his back, and he falls to one knee. [/i]
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“Wow! A proposal! This is all so sudden! So, in return I give thee,” Blaze lifts his rapier, “Eternal Damnation!” He says, as he plunges his rapier into ZyOwOth’s skull.
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“I... am... your... future...” [i]He grins, and plane shifts away right before the rapier hits. [/i]
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“Damn, good one-liner too. Anyways, bye future! I never wanted one anyway!”
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[i]The acid rain and tornado dissipate, and the undead fall to ashes. Congrats, you saved Ulmo! For now....[/i]
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There’s always a for now.
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[i]A sphere of warm, healing fire envelopes you to full health.[/i] "Good luck!" says a voice, then silence. [spoiler]Poly wants a fair final fight, thought I'd oblige![/spoiler]
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“Haha! Good shit! Now, time for a real battle.” Blaze readies himself, electrifies his rapier, and goes in for a flurry. “Let’s see how you like me now!”
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[i]Luck stares up at the thing from far below, waves.[/i]
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[i]Zy laughs, and waves back. Two zombies with green, glowing vines rise from the ground to attack Luck![/i]
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[i]Luck doesn’t move, but two knives fall rapidly from the sky just above the zombies.[/i]
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[i]The first one hits, killing the zombie. However, the vines wrap tighter around the bones, and it gets back up. The two swing at Luck with their long, thorn covered nails.[/i]
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[i]Luck ducks and reaches out his hand, in which falls another knife. He (attemptedly) kicks out the bottom of the creature then plants the knife into it, reverse-gripped.[/i]
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[i]One manages to rake a vine across your back, and the rest miss. You kick the creature, and it falters just long enough for you to plant the knife. It goes in pretty deep, but the vines move to trap your hand and the knife inside.[/i]
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[i]Luck yanks his arm against the vines, just in time for another knife to fall on the strained area.[/i]
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[i]You free your arm, and the knife goes deep. The zombie falters, but its ally claws at you, missing both.[/i]
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[i]Two more knives fall on the faltering zombies, and Luck juggles the already fallen knives back into the air.[/i]
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[i]The knives narrowly hit the vine covered undead, cutting long, open wounds that seal rapidly. They swing again, barely hitting your arms as you evade.[/i]
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[i]Luck considered his options for a moment before coming up with an idea. He seemingly tripped backwards, falling well away from where he once stood, only for an overhead oil lantern to suddenly break off its rope and come plummeting down.[/i]
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[i]The lantern clangs as it hits the ground, and the oil spills out. The zombies swing at you again, grazing your arms with their thorn covered vines.[/i]
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[i]Luck steps inside the guard of one of the zombies and, placing two fingers against its chest, pushes it into the oil.[/i]