[i]A short, humanoid figure with white wings and scales descends on the church tower. His yellow eyes pierce the fog, and green energy seems to flow from his palms.[/i]
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[i]He shouts his taunts, and a dull roar comes from the woods and the two bridges.[/i]
English
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“Yup.” Blaze says while drawing his revolver. “Didn’t you tell me you came from a lab experiment in that bar?” He then fires into ZyOwOth.
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[i]Zy back ups, blocking with his wing. Unwise Geodude’s character has climbed onto the roof next to you to help. [/i] “And I thought Powy was the cwazy one”
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“Nah, he’s definitely crazier.” Blaze tries to grapple ZyOwOth, and fling him into a nearby building.
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[i]Zy is a pretty thick fellow, and throws you back. [/i]
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“Ugh. Can you just give up? I want to eat at some point today.” Blaze then looks to see how tired and beat up ZyOwOth looks.
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[i]Zy looks pretty best up, a whole lot of scuffs and scratches. He gestures to a vine ogre, and it collapses. Zy’s wounds begin to stitch, and he heals. The voice changes to Poly’s without the Owo. [/i] “You wanted to kill Poly? Can’t have that. But you can have this fight!”
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“Oh, poly, good to see you, how ya been. I would prefer a fight where I wasn’t going in at half power, but what am I going to do.” He then starts to fire on ZyOwOth again.
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[i]Zy blocks with his wing, and charges you, sword drawn. [/i]
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[spoiler]let me move this here, I’m dumb[/spoiler] “Haha! Good shit! Now, time for a real battle.” Blaze readies himself, electrifies his rapier, and goes in for a counter flurry. “Let’s see how you like me now!”
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[i]Zy is pulled off balance by Geo’s grapple, and swings at him. His right wing flaps at you, and it’s covered in sharp scales, of course. [/i]
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“Gah!” Blaze ducks, then sends electricity at ZyOwOth while he’s distracted.
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[i]The lightning hits, and Zy sends a seed of vines with his backhand at you! [/i]
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Blaze tries to cut through the seed of vines.
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[i]The seed goes under your blade, and starts to chew at your right hip. The vines spread from the point of impact. [/i]
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Blaze tries to carefully attack at the point of impact “Aaah! What the hell!?”
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[i]Zy laughs, and swings as you get rid of it. The whole church begins to shake. [/i]
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Edited by Nightmare Tune: 4/5/2020 1:37:16 AMBlaze jumps back, then bows and says “This is where I bid thee, edieu” Before grappling to another rooftop, and flinging another lightning bold at him.
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[i]Zy blocks with his wing, but still takes some damage. The tornado is at its climax, and Zy smiles as a single raindrop falls on him. Acid rain! [/i]
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Blaze ducks into the building, before electrifying a bullet, finding a window, and firing at ZyOwOth.
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[i]Zy takes the hit, and he ain’t looking so healthy. Nevertheless, he smiles. [/i] “Wook upon my wowk, dog. This pwace wiww be pewfect for Powy to infect.”
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“Yes, but where will the worship be?” Blaze yells as he fires a lightning bolt at the weakest link holding the church up.
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“Evewywhe-“ [i]Zy is cut short by the church collapsing. The lightning and Shubs charge brought down the walls, and Zy lands in the center aisle. [/i]
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Blaze takes a well aimed shot, and fires at ZyOwOth’s head.
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[i]Zy is standing still, and the shot rings off his crest. He falters, then brings himself up. [/i] “Ahh, the cowawd and his guns!”
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“IM THE COWARD!? IM NOT HIDING BEHIND ACID RAIN.” Blaze yells, firing more rounds at ZyOwOth.