[i]A short, humanoid figure with white wings and scales descends on the church tower. His yellow eyes pierce the fog, and green energy seems to flow from his palms.[/i]
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[i]He shouts his taunts, and a dull roar comes from the woods and the two bridges.[/i]
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[i]A few guards dropped their spears as they ran for cover. [/i]
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Blaze rests one more time, and prepares himself for this dumb play.
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[spoiler]Oh dear. [/spoiler]
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Blaze dashes, picks up a spear, electrifies the tip, and throws it at ZyOwOth while yelling “YEEEEET!”
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[i]The spear hits the shield, not doing much. The electric explosion afterwards tho breaks the shield! [/i] (Max damage!)
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“YES!” Blaze yells, before firing potshots with his revolver.
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[i]Zy roars in anger as a shot hits his shoulder. He flies back to the tower, his eyes glowing with green flames. [/i]
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“HOWS THAT FEEL ZYOWOTH! Wait... wasn’t that guy in the bar named Zyloth?”
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[spoiler]Yes! And it looks exactly like him! [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Shit! Blaze is an idiot![/spoiler] “Wait, if that is him, he might have that earpiece I gave him in!” Blaze powers on his earpiece, and says into it “Hello, Mr. Lab experiment.” [spoiler]Unlikely, but worth a shot.[/spoiler]
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[i]It doesn’t seem to work. The earpiece isn’t in right now, it seems... [/i]
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“Damn. No luck.” He says. Blaze grapples to a closer rooftop, and try’s to hit ZyOwOth with more gunfire.
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[i]Zy blocks with his wing, and sends a ball of vines at you! [/i]
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Blaze jumps to the side, and readies his grappling hook. [spoiler]Does the church have a tower?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]It did, until Vessel blew it up. [/spoiler] [i]You dodge the vines, and they hit the roof next you. The mass of plant matter begins to crawl towards you! [/i]
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“Ugh. “ Blaze grapples the church, then pulls himself in. Before he stops, he retracts the grapple cord, letting his momentum guide him and his rapier at ZyOwOth.
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[i]Zy turns from fighting Dal, and parries you’re strike. [/i] “Why hewo thewe, what’s youw name?” [i]He jabs your nose with his scaled elbow[/i]
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“Blaze. Oh hi person fighting with me. I’ll learn your name later.” He says, before going into a more tired flurry with his rapier at ZyOwOth.
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[i]Zy isn’t really great at dueling, instead taking two cuts to his arms in exchange for a top heavy coming inside your guard. [/i]
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“Gah!” Blaze yells as he rolls to the side.
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[i]You evade, but Zy kicks you in the ribs as you roll. [/i] “Get up, you mongwew!”
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“AGH” Blaze yells in pain “You...are not the one.... to call people... MONGROLS!” He yells as he launches into another flurry, though slowed by pain and exhaustion.
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“You’we swowing down, you dog!” [i]Zy chuckles, lets you hit him a few times, then jabs at your chest! [/i]
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He jumps back, then lunges and attacks (if) ZyOwOth attack misses. “Alright Mr. Lab Experiment.”
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[i]The attack misses, and Zy makes space. [/i] “Wab expewiment?”