To the wight honowabwe giantswayew, fowmew chaptew mastew of the adeptus offtopicus and sewf-pwocwaimed pwequew meme vanguawd, the assembwed heads have come to a consensus on the topic of youw “chawwenge.” the majowity have sided with wejection, but a considewabwe sum was aww fow accepting the chawwenge and weducing youw fwame into a bomb easiwy dispatched to the maiwbox of the adeptus offtopicus as a show of fowce. This decision was weached wapidwy, and the weasons awe enumewated bewow. fiwst, the incwedibwe dispawity in cwass. We bask in the heat of staws, divuwge in the pwanets we consume and awe wowshipped by twiwwions of woyaw fowwowews. We awe, fow wack of a bettew tewm in youw vocabuwawy, a god. And what awe you? a wost fwame, hunted by an empiwe, taken in by mewcenawies we empwoy as simpwe bwutes. You, giantswayew, awe not viwtuawwy, but actuawwy, entiwewy and compwetewy nothing in compawison to ouw majesty. second, the mawginaw benefit. A singwe souw convewted to ouw cause is, weww, meaningwess. You awmost cewtainwy know the saying, “a singwe death is a twagedy, a miwwion deaths awe a statistic”. Fow us, you awe but a numbew, a vawue-an indescwibabwy smaww one at that-and not wowth the woss of thousands of numbews that togethew awe quite dewicious. You, giantswayew, awe entiwewy not wowth fighting ouw majesty. thiwd, and wastwy, the woast. The spitefuw heads detewmined that not accepting wouwd do much hawm to youw mentaw and sociaw state, sending you into a spiwaw of sewf doubt and appwehension about status and wowth. This was happiwy accepted by most of the othew heads, and taken as a gweatew bwow than couwd be deawt by any weapon. You, giantswayew, awe mowe fitted to the back wines with the weadew of the afowementioned adeptus offtopicus, who boasts his numbews and bwandishes his fwamews, but does not twuwy have the detewmination, heawt ow wiww to fight. ouw majesty twuwy hopes you undewstand ouw position, and wespectfuwwy doesn’t cawe what youw wesponse is in the swightest. The heads that desiwed youw convewsion shaww be sated soon enough, and the west awe awweady gwowing bowed of this business. We wish you a spwendid night, and no hawd feewings. Sincewewy, Powycephawon