I cast Tom Holland and kill him in every scene.

I would take some obscure cult novel and adapt it into a slow pretentious art house movie that goes for five hours. The studio would give me six months to make it but I would go way over schedule because I would be a insane perfectionist reshooting every scene two hundred times until the cast and crew all had nervous breakdowns. I’d pick some egotistical “auteur” method actor that “inhabits” the character 24 hours a day, even when he’s not on set, and flys into a rage when the crew don’t address him by his characters name. He’d spend most the shoot hiding in his trailer because one of the crew made eye contact with him. I would also pick a leading lady with a major drinking problem that turns up on set drunk each day and gets into screaming matches with the cinematographer who’s she’s having an affair with. I also blew the budget by insisting we spend six months on location in the Cambodian jungle just to shoot one small scene that could of easily been done with a green screen in LA. The movie would go so over budget that the studio would eventually fire me and recut the movie as a light hearted straight to DVD rom-com. I would never work in Hollywood again but would continue to make low budget art house movies in Europe which nobody watched but pretended they did to appear intellectual at cocktail parties. Eventually the original directors cut of the film would be uncovered in the editors garage and would be released on Blu-Ray . It would slowly develop a cult following and would eventually be praised as an artistic triumph. By that stage though I’d be a washed up alcoholic living in some Prague halfway house completely unaware that snotty film school undergrads worshiped me as their god. Wait... what was the question again?

Literally just diablo 3 as a movie. [spoiler]Ive been playing it far, far too much[/spoiler]

I would do the Blackheart series from Ghost Rider. It featured a team up between the Danny Ketch Ghost Rider, Punisher & Wolverine, but I would add Deadpool, Venom & Doctor Strange as well. Deadpool, Doc Strange & Punisher are all the same folks. Ghost Rider would be a younger Keanu Reeves. Wolverine, tbd. I would like to see an actor that is ripped on the scale of the Rock, but could play the part as well as Hugh Jackman & is short, because Wolverine was only like 5'3" in the comic books back in my day. Venom stays as Tom Hardy. I just want to see Venom & Deadpool ripping on each other while driving Punisher & Wolverine nuts. Ghost Rider wouldn't care & Doc Strange would just be like, hand me some popcorn! Also, I want a Lobo movie, but not done by the idiots DC keeps hiring. I want someone on par with Whedon, someone who truly read & loved the Lobo comics.

... UNCHARTED WITH NATHAN FILLION GOD DAMNIT... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic. Keanu Reeves as Revan That's it. Just give Keanu lightsabers already.

A Star Wars movie set in (you guessed it) the prequel era, focused around the 501st and Rex specifically. It would essentially be a Rogue One-esque movie with no Jedi and focused only on the actual war. And since he deserves it so badly, it would have General Greivous getting his own Rogue One Hallway scene

A porno featuring scarlet johansson margot robbie and felicity jones

Literally just the books of sorrow from Destiny With Liam Neeson as Oryx and Danny DeVito as the narrator

Probably replace the Star Wars sequel trilogy with the Legacy of the Force storyline. I have no idea who I would cast as Darth Caedus though.

I would completely remake the entire sequel trilogy, except this time it would actually be awesome.

The Blade Itself Taken from Joe Abercrombie's website below [quote] Logen Ninefingers, infamous barbarian, has finally run out of luck. Caught up in one feud too many, he’s on the verge of becoming a dead barbarian, leaving nothing behind but some bad songs, a few dead friends, and a lot of happy enemies. Nobleman, dashing officer, and paragon of selfishness, Captain Jezal dan Luthar has nothing more dangerous in mind than fleecing his friends at cards and dreaming of glory in the fencing circle. But war is brewing, and on the battlefields of the frozen North they fight by altogether bloodier rules. Inquisitor Glokta, cripple turned torturer, would like nothing better than to see Jezal come home in a jar. But then Glokta hates everyone: cutting treason out of the Union one confession at a time leaves little room for friendships. His latest trail of corpses may lead him right to the rotten heart of government… if he can stay alive long enough to follow it. Murderous conspiracies rise to the surface, old scores are ready to be settled, and the line between hero and villain is sharp enough to draw blood. Unpredictable, compelling, wickedly funny, and packed with unforgettable characters, The Blade Itself is fantasy with a real cutting edge.[/quote] Benedict Cumberbatch as Sand Dan Glokta