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Edited by irishfreak:
8/15/2015 11:15:17 PM
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The Anti-salt shelter, we need supplies!
Come here to be safe from the salt on the forums. What can you bring to help?
We have food rations for this who need it
Edit-Salt is allowed for popcorn and french fries!! All foods can have salt!
Edit2- the windows have been locked down!! The door still stands open for those needing shelter!
We have Darude saltstorm in the jukebox.
We also have through the salt and flame
The salt is still flowing strong!
We need weapons! Tanks! Warthogs! Tricycles!
We're running out of water, French fires, and popcorn!! Quick! We need more!
This video shows the response to the salt. All the salt... In a can. It's horrifying.
https://youtu.be/_haw_YDC_zo
Alright boys. We've spent our time cowering, letting our numbers grow.. But it's time we strike back! No longer will we sit passively in here while those salty sons of guns bear on our door, we are gonna show em' what it's like to be ALIVE! There is nothing a shogun can't solve! There is NO sickness that a tank shell cannnnot cure! They've driven us into a corner, and it's about time we fight back! *pats tank* usually the lord works in strange and mysterious ways... But not today! This here is 66 tons of HE-spewing DEVINE intervention... If God is love.... Then you can call me Cupid.
They're tough, but they ain't invincible.
The vex are by our side!
We have smart AI on our side as well!
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But I brought 17 cases of food water and soda
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*helicopter comes down [b]i have relief aid, come get[/b] i have the following -pallets of smore supplies -bonfire starter packs -shelter supplies to make more room for refugees -well instilations -medical supplies ill be setting up the med tent soon, help is here
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1 ReplyI brought chargers, I phones with the destiny app, lazy boy recliners, Popcorn, soda, and smore stuff. We can all hang out and watch the forums burn from the safety of our shelter
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1 ReplyLeaves 50 tins of cigars
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1 ReplyEdited by astralouroboros: 8/14/2015 6:52:46 PMim coming to save the day
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Woot !!!!
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Sir, I brought a truth. It should kill all them ghorn saltsters :3
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4 RepliesOh god they overran the Titan meeting and all the otherones
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Bengay in case someone shows up with butt hurt
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2 RepliesLeaves a crate of bananas on the door step accedetally blocking the door
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3 RepliesLET ME IN! I've held them off for as long as I can. But it's no use! Nothing works! I'm out of synths and ammo. I need rest.
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3 Replies<[i]brr...[/i] It's been salting all morning; can practically hide in it. May I come in?>
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Comes back with more crates notices door is blocked fixes it with crowbar bashing
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1 ReplyI came to the shelter for help... But... But... My pet, trusted friend and advisor, my pet snail ... He.. He.. didn't make it :( I tried to get him in here but there was just TOO MUCH SALT out there. - He will be missed ( viva la snaily )
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2 RepliesI can't keep up, just too many posts. Haha
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1 ReplyPlease let me in
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4 RepliesI'm going to go out there to see how bad it is... Wish me luck
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The amount of NaCl in these forums is too damn high!
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1 ReplyYes my people. Please help me
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1 ReplyEdited by Lord-Malak38: 8/14/2015 6:31:43 PMi have brought pepper to save us all! *pours pepper along the shelter's doorframe*
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6 RepliesWe could come up with salty exotic names, for example , The Mida Salty Tool!
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Guys I brought pretzels. They're not salted but you know where to get some
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1 ReplyThat video is amazing. I may want to try.
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4 Repliesi think the LFG posts need to be - CROTA Hard must NOT have gally to take part aahaa imagine the irony
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5 RepliesIm here... it almost... Killed me... *faints*
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http://i.imgur.com/AURXG92.jpg
