"What's this?! You can't give up! Impossible man! Look how far you've come!" He stands and points at you. "Listen well! Your lesson begins! There's only one thing you need to know about women! They never know what they want. YOU have to show them what they want! Be forceful, but gentle. Give women no quarter! Persistence is all that matters!" He sits and becomes solemn as a tear falls from his eye. "I'll never forget how I wooed my wife. She hated me at first. Would throw things at me, dated other men... Who I would maroon on various stars, but eventually I won her over with my manliness. We've been in love ever since." He sighs full of emotion. "Love is a job, my friend. It's not something that just happens. You work at it 24/7."