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4/8/2015 10:01:12 PM
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Oh well. *begins sawing of Marshall's head with War's bayonet*
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*Marshall Punches you straight in the face*
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*a crack appears on my cheek* Nice punch. Not enough. *continues to beat the shit out of him*
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*marshal grabs war and hits you with the stock of the gun*
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Nice try buddy. *he tries to pull the trigger and the gun jams* Biomechanical scanner. *pulls out 130mm revolver and shoots him in the face multiple times*
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*his face reconstructs and grins as he knees you in the crotch* Marshall: oh wait, you don't have one AHAH! *marshall gets punched in the face*
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*knocks him out and starts using War to cut his head off again* Actually I had sex last night. She walked away limping. *the head comes clean off*
