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4/6/2015 4:01:17 AM
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Comms: Python, respond.
Python?
Son of a..
Probably just... the locals...
Dammit!
*Runs north in search of Python*
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*you see a huge figure emerge with smaller figures climbing all over it* WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE THINGS!?!?!?
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*Begins firing at them* Jesus! Why the hell are they here?
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Comms: "Did Python go and get himself in trouble again?"
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Comms: Of course he did! *Gunshots are heard* Trying to keep him alive, if it's of any consolation to you!
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*runs by and snatches you up* Need a ride?
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Yes, you bastard!
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I HAD A FATHER. UNTIL HE DIED BECAUSE OF LIVER FAILURE. HE WAS A DRUNK. I WAS HUMAN TOO YOU KNOW.
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I didn't mean it like that! I mean I slightly hate you! Can you get us back to base!?
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WE ARE ALREADY THERE. *lets you down*
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Oh. Thanks. *Brushes armor off* See you.
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GOODBYE. *waves*
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Comms: "...... Jams you sound like a very frustrated Hugh Grant. Would you like some tea when you get back?"
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Edited by SonacyOfTheHams: 4/6/2015 4:24:48 AMComms: Zara, I know you love tea, and yes I would like some, but now- *More gunshots* Now isn't the time! *Shouts* Dammit, Python! Get the tea ready, Zara!
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Comms: "See you in a little while."
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I DONT KNOW. I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THESE THINGS ARE.
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Comms: "What's going on? You guys ok?"
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HEHEHE. *explosions and screeches are heard in the background* IM OK. WE FOUND A NEW SPECIES. THEY LOOK LIKE INSECTICONS FROM TRANSFORMERS.
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Comms: "Seriously!? So cool!! Send me a picture!!!"
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ILL DO YOU ONE BETTER. *puts one in chest cavity and kills the rest with an EMP* RETURNING TO BASE!! [spoiler]Comms are down from the EMP so I just yelled very loud[/spoiler]
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"One better??? What could he?? Oh no...."
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*gets to base* GET ME A ZOOLOGY CONTIANMENT POD. NOW.
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Scrambles to get a container ready. "Ok this way!" Points to a container.
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*walks over shaking the ground with each step and takes Insecticon out of chest cavity* SQUIRMY LITTLE BASTARDS. *drops it into the pod*
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The pod closes as it scrambles about trying to break free. "WOW it's so cool!" I touch the glass then jump back a little frightened when it rams against it.
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*shrinks back to normal size* Possible infestation. Relatively easy to kill.
