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Edited by Comrade Napoleon:
1/13/2013 9:05:57 PM
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Most Disgusting Thing to Ever Happen at your School v2.0
Repeat of my classic thread from Bungie.old
At my middle school, somebody took their poop out of the toilet and wrote the F word all over the stalls and walls of the bathroom. As for the girls, a special needs girl smeared her period blood all over the walls of the cafeteria bathroom.
Your turn
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Someone brought in condoms, filled them up with shampoo, then threw them at people. lolz were had
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4 RepliesDid Not Occur at School but I Thought I Should Tell [spoiler]i was 16 it was my first on a date with a girl we went to TGIF and after she decided to give me a good time, we both we expereanced when it came to oral (She was good at giving & I lasted just under 12 minutes) so I let her know that I am about to " climax " shen she pulled down her pants i was caught off guard by this because earlier she said that she was not ready to lose here virginity. so I asked "Anal?" Her respond "Yup" so i proceeded to insert myself in her bum. As soon as I was in i came, but when I pulled out liquid feces got evreyware in my pubes on my thighs it was bad[/spoiler]
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I guess just peeing my pants and having to walk into the classroom to tell the teacher -.-
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6 RepliesOne time recently I walked into the bathroom at my school and people were smoking.
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13 RepliesOne of my old teachers turned out to be a pornstar. We told the principal and he was fired.
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1 ReplyToday in AP-Psych, the girl next to me was reading about sexual expression on people's faces and trying to talk to a football player (I think she was testing it out). Then she, and I'm not kidding, googles Disney erotica. I was laughing my ass off by the time I left class
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2 RepliesThere are so many sluts at my school that give blowjobs, I'd just call it a prostitiution ring. It's so goddamn kinky....
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1 ReplyIt was a food fight and mash potato happened to be on the menu. Someone was so caught up in the moment that they slammed their face onto the tray to get mash potato all over their face, he then proceeded to throw the tray so hard (threw it like a frisbee) that it broke someone's nose.
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1 ReplyENGRA day
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1 ReplyThe Internet.
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6 RepliesEdited by N4VYS43L: 4/15/2015 1:55:20 PMThe poop bandit. There was a kid that took a shit in the back of one of the Spanish classroom, and after that people would find shit in the middle of the bathrooms. Another one is a senior on the football team started to smack a freshman is the back with his penis. The kid turned around to tell him to stop hitting him and the dudes cock went into his mouth.
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1 ReplyProjectile vomit across the cafeteria landed right on my food tray, 5 more people puked when seeing that, and then it just became a puke fest across the entire campus, it was both amazing and disgusting
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1 ReplyEdited by blackclover01: 7/12/2015 7:05:14 AMthis year actually last day of school this kid named josh goes under the fence and hauls ass out of the school, he was in my class to
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1 ReplySpider man wars, thats all i will say
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2 RepliesSomebody... Uhh.... "Spilled some glue" on the toilet seat in the bathroom.
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7 RepliesKid vomited on them brand new J's though :(
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11 RepliesGuy at UCF pulled the fire alarm in my apartment on campus and was gonna shoot everyone who walked out but ended up killing himself instead.....
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1 ReplyBathrooms closed due to "Extreme Conditions"
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I posted 2 things on your first thread so I'll say a new one. When I was a Freshman in high school the music teacher caught a girl giving a guy a blowjob under the main staircase. This girl was pregnant already by the way, she was probably 17. Anyways for the next day or two there was a wet floor sign under the steps. Could've just been there because of a routine school cleaning.[spoiler]Or something else.[/spoiler]
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21 RepliesIn 7th grade there was a pregnant girl in my grade and she gave birth in class.
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15 RepliesOne time their was this guy trying to sexual exploit this boy in the boys bathroom. He was caught and the two have been friends ever since.
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I remember a guy who basically exploded in the gym in high school. He was squatting and didnt breathe and started shitting from the strain. Then he fell over vomiting and passed out. We thought he was dead. Scariest and sickest shit ive seen. Remember kids breathe when you work out.
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1 ReplyEdited by Artoriasthe3rd: 7/7/2015 7:17:05 PMNot really disgusting, but it is noteworthy. Back when I was in elementary school, there was a certain day where the weather was rather bad, nothing interesting, but this the setup to that moment. So, we where moving to the library for something I can't remember when a lightning bolt struck the ground, not nearby, but a few inches from the building, like so close that if a kid was standing near the edge of the walkway, the kid would have most likely died. And that's it, aside from that moment, it would have been a normal day.
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7 RepliesSo it was a Normal school morning in middle school and I'm walking into the school and enter my first class which was history. Our teacher wasn't there at first but all of students were sure she would arrive later. However, the entire class time ended and us Students were simply like "wtf, oh well" so I then go to a couple of classes and then it was time for lunch. I spent a couple of minutes hanging out at lunch while some students chatted about how the history teacher wasn't at class. After chatting myself I noticed I forgot my lunch box in the last classroom I was in, so I went back to get it. But on my way I heard some commotion in the history classroom. I wanted to know what was going on so I looked through the glass window on the door wondering if the teacher was back. •__• it took me a while to realize what I was seeing, but after my vision cleared, I recognized the principal in the room with the history teacher. O__O [b]They were Fûcking[/b]. I was shocked for some time. The history teacher kept shouting "-blam!- me! -blam!- me harder!" I ran to get my friends so they could see. One started recording while others ran off. It was a matter of time until others would find out. So I wanted to start a commotion. I opened the door just to see the look on their face;) they were like "oh no no no GET out! You didn't see this!" My friend recording them stepped in to get a better view. Once they saw him they went crazy. The adults started down the hallway and saw. The principal was fired of course. The history teacher stayed though. She doesn't look at me at all. But it's pretty cool to be able to tell her "you have a nice rack";)
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The poopitrator as the unknown person was nicknamed. Pooped in the bathroom sink then took it out and wiped it all over the walls. Feel bad for the janitor that day.
