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Hot Pocket Honchos

"Fresh out of the packet!"

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  • Mission Statement

    A team built for speed, made for strength, and born to kill. A team so intense, 343 doesn't want to get near this game. That team. Is not us. Hello! And welcome to the Hot Pocket Honchos clan group! A clan chuck full of stupid jokes, friendly community, and yet enough seriousness to be called a clan! Who knew?! Serious enough to cut throats and fun to laugh while doing it! That was a joke. We got our name from sheer imagination, though there was some inspiration from the phrase "Headshot Honcho" from the Halo series. Each member is different Hot Pocket. But each of us have the same components; a soft, sweet outside, a protective cover, and enough molten cheese to melt through all of 343's merchandise! Seriously, like all of it. Those piles of Master Chief Figurines and leftover copies of Forward Unto Dawn never stood a chance. It was like the ending to Star Wars Episode 3 except quicker, sadder, and no creepy pedophile to pull them out of the fire.

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    4 Members
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    9 Years as a Group
    Total number of years this group has been active
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