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originally posted in:Secular Sevens
Edited by HallTriple:
7/2/2013 1:48:19 AM
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Texas bans MALE masturbation. Feminists are hypocrites.
Feminists and Wendy Davis are hypocrites
I don't see them fillibustering the bill that banned [b]male[/b] masturbation or required [b]men[/b] to go through extra loops for erectile dysfunction medicine
"The new measure will go into effect on January 1, 2014 which will make many forms of male masturbation illegal. Exceptions include sperm donations, which now must only be performed at a designated hospital facility.
New rules will also require men to sign an agreement when obtaining prescription erectile dysfunction medication which indicates they will not use the medicine for any purposes other than sexual intercourse with a woman.
Amendments added to the bill also require a permit to obtain and possess male sexual toys which could be used to assist people in violating the new law.
Those found in violation of the new law could be sentenced up to two years in prison."
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#Offtopic
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Edited by Ryan: 7/2/2013 2:14:19 AMCan S7 mods edit threads that are satire presented as fact?
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Lulz well a good kick would solve this problem.
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Lol. Also from this news source: [url=http://tribuneherald.net/2013/05/18/houston-astros-sign-little-league-pitcher-may-promote-him-to-majors-this-season-2/]Houston Astros Sign Little League Pitcher, may promote him to Majors this Season[/url]. Satire is amusing.
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8/10 almost got me
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lolTexas
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George M. Spooner... Lol
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I'm actually amazed by how long it took me to realize this was a joke.
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lol @ all the people who think this is real.
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2 RepliesYay King Kong is on
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[quote]Those found in violation of the new law could be sentenced up to two years in prison.[/quote] "What are you in for?" [b]Person A:[/b] I kidnapped somebody. [b]Person B:[/b] I rap3d somebody. [b]Person C:[/b] I killed somebody. [b]Person D:[/b] I kidnapped, rap3d and killed somebody. "What about you, you weak neck beard sex toy?" "I masterbaited." *Persons A-D runs over to the far corner of the room cowering in fear* [b]Persons A-D:[/b] "HE'S A MAD MAN! GET HIM OUT OF HERE! HE'S TOO DANGEROUS FOR HIM TO BE LOCKED UP WITH US!"
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#satire
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Wait... then shouldn't condoms be illegal? Shouldn't it be illegal for a guy to get a blowjob then? Shouldn't it be illegal for a guy to pullout? I'm confused here.
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[url]http://centraloregoncoastnow.wordpress.com/2013/06/29/article-on-texas-masturbation-bill-a-satire-please-disregard-ive-pulled-it/[/url]
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Did Texas get bored celebrating their 500th execution already?
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Amazing. Not the article, but how everyone has clearly not clicked on the link.
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And thus Montana becomes more manly.
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lol how the -blam!- are they going to stop them?
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ITT: People don't realize that this is satire.
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>loltexas >lolamerica
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Now masturbating will be even more fun ! [spoiler]I hate this -blam!-ing state and its stupidity[/spoiler]
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Wendy Davis is not only a hypocrite, but a huge [u]prick[/u] in the Democratic process. "Waah, I'm gonna stall the business of the entire state of Texas cause I don't like a Bill they're gonna vote on." And before you even ask: Yes, I think Ran Paul is a prick for Filibustering also. I agree with him on his reasoning, but he could've found a better way to do it. But it doesn't excuse Wendy's behavior for what she did.
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Edited by Lord Commissar: 7/2/2013 1:57:19 AMEDIT: Wait -blam!-, took a look at the site. This is satire.
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Edited by Bolt: 7/2/2013 1:56:54 AM10/10 Got me.
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Holy -blam!-, I just lost IQ..
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That's -blam!-ing retarded.
