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originally posted in:The New Dojo
7/17/2017 2:59:27 AM
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"What can I say, even machines find it hard to look away from me." [b][i]He says jokingly [/i][/b]
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"That's creepy."
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"And you clearly don't understand what a joke is. So are we going to try that plan or not?"
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"Yeah why not?" He gets on the bike. "How does this thing work?"
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"Twist the left handle forward, press the right pedal with your foot, and when you get to me press the one on the left to stop it. Careful, this thing goes fast." [b][i]He saysz[/i][/b] "And if you wreck it I'm taking your head."
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He twists the handle and slams on the pedal.
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[b][i]The thing kicks up like a wild horse as it flies forwards, like Leon had said going fast. It was loud as hell, louder then his horse could ever be. He could barepky what Leon shouting[/i][/b] "Press the left pedal!"
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He slammed on it. "WOAH BOY!!!"
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[b][i]It came to a halt pretty fast, stopping about half an inch from a wall. Leon was laughing a a bit.[/i][/b] "See muchacho, that's a true vehicle. Served me in the military for 7 years, kept me alive and you should've seen people's faces when I came at them with that and my spear."
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"Violent. Now how do I back it up?"
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"You don't. Now get of my baby." [b][i]He says, the joking tone suddenly gone and replaced by a serious one.[/i][/b]
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"Then how will we get it in?"
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"Fair enough. And to back t up you literally just get off and roll it back. It's not that hard."
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"Oh..." He backs it up. "Wish me luck." He drives in and the defenses don't even activate. "Guess it's cause my doppelgänger is a member here."
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"What, you have a twin or something?" [b][i]He says laughing a bit, as he walked over to his bike[/i][/b]
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The defenses aim at him.
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[i][b]He stopped as they did, stepping back.[/b][/i] "Alright that's a problem."
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"There's gotta be some way to shut them down right?" He looks at them. "DOWN BOY! DOWN!" They aim at him. "Ehh... I was just joking around... but you should seriously calm down..." The defenses deactivate.
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[b][i]He walks over to his bike, a grin on his face.[/i][/b] "Good. My baby's safe."
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"I'm going to go get my horse." He goes out, unties the lasso, and gets on the horse. He then rides in on it. "Now, where's a bar around here?"
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"I'd guess wherever would get the most foot traffic."
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He looks around. "What about there?" He points at a building with a sign by it saying "BAR" [spoiler]idk what the bar looks like [/spoiler]
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"Well, unless you've got anyone who wants to kill you if trust the sign."
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He rides over to the bar, and ties his horse to a pole... that was conveniently placed for this reply. "Well, let's go." He walks in the bar and sees just an all out brawl going on. "Good ole' fashion bar fight!" [spoiler]just because why not[/spoiler] He runs in and joins the fight.
