"Hello there young person of whom I know nothing about, would you care to sit and join me in the consumption of organic matter?" *Terrek looked like he had been pulled straight out of a 30's style cartoon. He was covered in black and white fur with his only clothing being a pair of cartoony grey shoes and a pair of four-fingered white gloves. His arms and legs did not seem to have elbows and knees, but instead would bend down their whole length like soggy noodles. His tail was forked at the end, with the top half being black and the bottom half being white. He hat a large nose like an otter and two big, black, cheese-wheel-missing-a-slice eyes like old cartoons. Protruding from the back of his head were two long ears, overall making his head profile look like a severely misshapen hammer. Misshapen to the extent that there was no way someone would think it's a hammer. There was a pair of fur-covered nubs on each cheek, shoulder, and in the center of his chest. And though he wore nothing other than shoes and gloves, he did not seem to have any 'privates' of any kind. Which raised all sorts of questions which don't need to be answered so don't ask. His voice itself was calm and soothing, which was strange since it sounded like he had been smoking since he was a baby.*