originally posted in:The New Dojo
"...Three-hundred years?
Aha! Now this is some bullshit right here, buddy!"
[i]The man found someone next to him, but...how?[/i]
[i]It was a woman, to say the least, looking over at him with a wide, mischievous smile. She was about 5'8" or so, her light brown hair tangled in her translucent bright green eyes. To some, she was...well, quite pretty, even beautiful, which was complemented by her curvy physique.[/i]
[i]Basically? She was either the type to play people like a fiddle, a hooker - or someone who wasn't right in the head at all.[/i]
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"Well, not exactly three hundred. Give or take thirty." He shrugged.
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"Give or..take? Mm. And I'm only about a month or so old...that's neat. So I guess you're quite far from human? A.I?"
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"AI? No, not quite. You're close though." He laughed.
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Edited by Orn: 5/24/2017 10:16:02 PM"Hmm. Cybernetic being? No, android? That's basically an A.I, so wrong.. ...Deity? Nah, you'd be more cautious or have a much more regal look to ya. Unless you're actually batshit insane, which I'd honestly like."
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"Still close, but not quite." He laughed.
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"What?! Oh, this is- ...Erm. Okay. So not a deity, not a robot, probably a laughing asshole in disguise, I dunno. Can I get hints, Professor?" [i]...It was established that this woman wasn't right in the head.[/i]
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"I'm not exactly one to share secrets with random people. If I told you, I'd have to wipe your memory afterwards."