I would like a clown using my body as a sock puppet while rapping my life to the fresh prince of bel air theme song with naked breakdancers draped in the Australian flag. Then the stage they're on catches fire and sinks down into a hole, we then burry everyone on the stage with me.
On another note I want all my money going to a third cousin or something so they think it's a scam and refuse it.
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I'll put the fun in funeral In my casket, I'll have a candy bowl that says take one. If you grab more then one I'll grab your arm.