originally posted in:The New Dojo
Soon, the low droning of a ship was heard, and the sound of a PA system
"OKAY ASSHATS! YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO CEASE AND DESIST OR YOU WILL BE TURNED INTO A FINE PASTE!"
The ship soon appeared, with a garish green and black scheme, and a single plasma gun under the nose along with a missile pod on each of the twin engine pods
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The soldiers weren't anywhere to be seen. You appeared to be speaking to yourself.
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The ship circled around where the shots had come from, and landed soon afterwards. It deposited one lone man, wearing an ODST BDU. "I know you're out here....."
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Your movement tracker showed nothing in your HUD. A long trail of smoke drifted from the barrel of the titanic artillery cannon. You saw an insignia on the side that resembled a flaming snake with multiple heads. A latin phrase was written under it: "Necesse Malum." [spoiler]assuming you have one as an ODST[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]He's not, he just found and repurposed ODST armor. The ship is an armed version of Vintage Russian Soul.[/spoiler] He sighed and photographed the cannon, then unholstered a gunmetal grey revolver, with wires and tubing all over, and on the barrel it read "Klink"
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The cannon just sat, menacingly.
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He pulled out a grenade and put it in the loading chamber. He then put another, than another, then put a block of C4, a blasting cap, and a timer inside, set it for fifteen seconds, and walked away. Fifteen seconds passed, and the cannon was no more
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The cannon's shield prevented you from nearing. Around the cannon, you saw ammuntion piles, and [REDACTED] tech weapons.
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he sighed, was transmatted into the ship, and flew a couple dozen meters higher, then fired a HEAT missile at the shield, then another, and another.
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The shield seemed to wear down a bit, but quickly recharged. [spoiler]Look for the shield generator.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Nah, howabout -blam!- your cannon[/spoiler] A single missile appeared from under the nose, next to the cannon, and then the ship flew off after firing it. A few seconds later a purplish-blue portal appeared, and everything around it in a 500 meter radius and the cannon was sent to a random vector in space. weaponized slipspace missiles are quite the charm?
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[spoiler]Oookay?[/spoiler] The cannon exploded once in space, taking whatever technological secrets within with it, including all of the weapons and ammo around it. [spoiler]Someone's lightly salted.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Don't care[/spoiler] About thirty minutes later, a missle was fired into the crater, but it didn't detonate Written on the side was [quote] A LITTLE GIFT FROM THE DOJO[/quote]
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[spoiler]Mmmmkay?[/spoiler] A wasted missile indeed, as no one was around to read it.