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originally posted in:The New Dojo
4/17/2017 9:55:28 PM
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[i]"Holy -blam!-, that armour's bigger than my chances at winning "Father Of The Year" award..." A voice jested from behind Bridgette, accompanied by the clanging of metal on the ground and metal swapping places with other parts on a suit. He who stood behind her was a cowboy undeniably, one with a dirt brown duster on his armoured frame, standing at nearly 7 feet tall with it all on. He had a hat and a metallic horse, the former atop him and the latter beneath, giving him an extra bit of height. His firearms were visible, ranging from a rifle, shotgun and LMG to a lasso, revolvers and a grenade launcher. [/i]
English
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"Vat? Vinston? You halp me!" Bridgette demanded.
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[i]"Look you nàzi tank, only Winston I know is Churchill. Now chill and tell me who you are."[/i]
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"Nàzi? You a dizgrasche. I am Krusader."
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[i]"Chill Bismarck, what's your name?"[/i]
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"Bizmark? Name zis Vreya."
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[i]"Bismarck, he's an old German leader, far before the Third Reich led."[/i]
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"Zon't call me Bizmark! Kall me Vreya."
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[i]"No, I was just explaining... Ah fück it. I'm John, most call me JT or Marshal, some call me Cowboy."[/i]
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"Kould you help me up? Pleazze."
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[i]JT grabbed Bridgette by the arm and singlehandedly pulled her to her feet." [/i]
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"Zank you."
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[i]"No problem. So where're you from?"[/i]
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"Germany."
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[i]"Ah, the land of nazï's, gas chambers, and Oktoberfest. Or is it future Germany?"[/i]
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"2080, is zee year bak home."
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[i]"Ah, a cyberpunk city or more utopian?"[/i]
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"Not too much adfankement. Omnik Krisis vas defashtatink."
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[i]"The -blam!- did you just say?"[/i]
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"Zee Omnik Krisis."
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[i]"What's that?"[/i]
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"Zee Omniks tried to destroy humanity."
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[i]"What's an Omnic?"[/i]
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"How do you not know vat an Omnik is?"
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[i]"I probably haven't been to your dimension. Yeah, I jump dimensions like the plague jumps victims."[/i]
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"Zen, vere am I?"
