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originally posted in:The New Dojo
12/11/2016 5:49:25 AM
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"Everyone's got preferences."
[i]Wilson replied with a shrug.[/i]
"Now for machine pistols, I've got a variety. There's the Steyr TMP, the Glock 18, the Stechkin, and the Beretta 93R. All are pretty solid guns, but the Beretta is more accurate, it's a burst-fire pistol. The Stechkin and the TMP also pretty accurate, both have a folding stock."
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"I'll go with the Beretta. Burst fire seems to be what I need - especially if I [i]have[/i] to use the weapon at a longer distance. Though that would be highly unlikey."
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"Aight. You need any attachments or anything? Scopes, suppressors, lasers, slings, that kinda sh*t, or is that all?" [i]He asked again, preparing to go bring out the weapons in question.[/i]
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"That should be good. Don't think I need any attachments at the moment."
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"Aight. Hundred rounds per gun to get you started, not like anyone counts around here." [i]Yeah. You read that. Wilson can break the fourth wall, just like I can bayonet charge someone in the p*ssy. Skills. Walking into the Vertibird, Wilson remained inside for a few minutes, the sounds of weapons and munitions being moved around. He came out carrying a duffle bag full of ammo, the requested firearms inside as well.[/i] "That should be everything."
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Rhys grabs the duffle bag, then nods his head in thanks. "Well, thank you for these. Hopefully I'll see you again, Wilson. Though I doubt you even care to see me again. Because that's how Robert wrote you." Yes. I can do it too motherf*cker. Now quit gasing my p*ssy and shove a watch up my ass. [spoiler]This was good. I enjoyed this.[/spoiler]
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"You do know you gotta pay for that, right? That's a good $8500 right there..." [i]He replied.[/i] "And I guarantee you'll see me again if you don't pay me..." [i]Apparently Logan forgot that Wilson's a Scrooge McDo*che for cash.[/i]
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"Hm. I forgot money was important on a thread." He said as he typed in a few numbers on his datapad. "There you go. I transferred the cash to your bank account." After paying the man, whether it was with physical cash or not, he began to walk away. Again, thanking Wilson for the weaponry. Logan had only forgotten however, that money was an actual thing in RP.
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[spoiler]I'm trying so hard not to lose it; everyone's passed out here and this sequence of inside jokes and stupidity is too good lmao.[/spoiler] "PEACE OUT ROBOB*TCH!" [i]Wilson shouted, as he headed back inside, cranking his music yet again.[/i]
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[spoiler]Just lose your shit. It'll be worth it, I promise.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]We're gonna sneak up on 'em, and drive a tank into their p*ssy[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]After that, I'll shove [i]my[/i] p*ssy in their ass.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]"How is that even possible?" "I don't even know, but I'm still gonna do it."[/spoiler]
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Edited by Old Man Kent: 12/11/2016 6:50:26 AM[spoiler]You better shove that tank out of my ass.[/spoiler] [spoiler]I swear, spoilers are like tiny presents, because you never know what's inside.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Aye. Like turning the corner into a shotgun.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]It's a surprise at first. And even more so if they decide to turn you over and shove the shotgun up your ass sideways.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]With the bayonet[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]While at the same time they're gasing your pussy juices with a Kolibri up your ass - because the shotgun with a bayonet wasn't enough.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]This devolved very quickly.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]It did. But I regret nothing.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]It would be better if your phone could read it to you in the voice I was doing during that match.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Old Man Kent: 12/11/2016 7:02:27 AM[spoiler]I just read it the way you'd say it lmao[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Good enough. I do believe that this is far enough, then.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I believe so. I'll talk to you later.[/spoiler] [spoiler]And again, I regret nothing.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Good way to live life.[/spoiler]
