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originally posted in:The New Dojo
12/2/2016 1:05:17 AM
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"I was on patrol, they burnt my house down, killed my wife, took my daughter as a slave, she was killed a year later by them."
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"Oh. Sorry to hear that. Now I wish I'd killed the shabuir slowly. A headshot is too fast for someone who kills children."
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"She was only seven... Bastards deserve every bullet I put in them. Wanna come with me later to torture the hell out of their leader?"
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"Sounds like a plan. My interrogation skills are a bit rusty, so I could use the practice. Should I being the dulling knife or rusted needle?" Cannon downs his drink.
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"Oh, I've got lots other things to do that. How 'bout we drink to forget for now, though?"
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Cannon nods, ordering another pint. "Agreed. So, What's Earth like?"
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"A wasteland."
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"Sounds like Mandalore."
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"Does Mandalore have slavers and chameleons with giant horns and claws that want to tear your dick off?"
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"Slavers, yes. Ever since the bloody empire decided they needed more labour in the mines. As for the others? No, but we've got plenty of dangerous wild life. Killer birds and giant snakes for instance."
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"Deathclaws tank .308 ammo like it's BBs. Then again, I've killed one with just a Bowie knife. Not so tough when you're the best goddamn Ranger in the world. Least, I'm told that."
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"One word: Mythosaurs. Giant kriffing lizards, about sixty meters tall and eighty to a hundred long. We hunted them into extinction thoudands of yearsa go."
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"Must've not been good enough to survive if you hunted it to extinction. All the NCR couldn't take out the Deathclaws, they breed way too fast. Makes for some good hunting, though."
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"Sounds like a challenge. The more I hear about this place, the more I like it." Cannon takes another drink.
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[b]I slam my hand on the table.[/b] "Not. Fun. Never, ever call that place fun. Place is a hellhole, even with NCR rule. Rest of the planet is fûcked beyond repair."
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"Again, sounds like Mandalore. Or maybe Concord Dawn. Is the planet still in one piece? Also, what happened that made it so messed up?"
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"Nuclear fire. The whole world. Nuked to hell."
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"Ah." Cannon nods in understanding. "And you haven't reteraformed?"
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"We don't have that."
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Cannon looks at him odd for a second. "You don't- never mind. Your 'earth' sounds a lot like Mandalore. Burned out desert?"
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"Some parts. Some are untouched, like New Vegas and New Reno..." [b]I scowl at New Reno. Bad place, bad memories.[/b]
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"Yeah, definantly similarities. Mabdalore is mostly a toxic desert ever since the annihilation. Hand full of places untouched, such as Keldabe."
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"Just... Never mention Reno. Fûck Reno!" [b]I clearly had problems with New Reno.[/b]
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"I'm guessing something bad happened there."
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"What the fûck did I just say, Cannon?!"
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"Never mention it. Noted."
