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originally posted in:The New Dojo
12/1/2016 11:13:45 PM
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[b][u]THE CHAMPION OF THE FIERCE DEITY TOURNAMENT! [/u][/b]
After the fighting was halted, due to the clock ticking like the life force of those who fought in the arena, fire works shot from the walls and into the dim late fall sky. The people soon hushed in suspense.
Then, the deity got on the mic.
"*ahem!* Well you two! Looks like you've been really going at it! I mean, meteors for hands and all. That's cool. That's cool. ANY WAYS. It seems the judges have come to a decision for you little fun vendetta! And that victor is....
DRUM ROLL please!"
The arena remained quiet.
"Where the fu-TESUTO! WHERE ARE MY GOD DAMN DRUMS?!"
"You hired flutists, not drummers."
"FLUTISTS?! WHY WOULD I DO THAT?!"
"You seemed to be more intrigued with the bottle in you hand rather then planning at the time...."
"Oh.... hehe. SO! NO DRUM ROLL! LETS JUST ANNOUNCE IT!
Your victor has fought HARD to get to where he is now! Even though more than a few of his opponents errr...quit. He still fought hard AND well!
Your champion...is....
JJ!"
The flutists played as gloriously as they could. And the crowds cheered.
"Oh! Ya! And we haven't had enough fatalities in this tourney? So uh, JJ? Mind dealing with JT's sim please? Thanks buddy."
[spoiler]For JJ. FINISH HIM.[/spoiler]
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"My pleasure, sir." JJ sounded more sinister than his usual self, but that could be attributed to the toll Rage and Despair temporarily took on his mind. However, that didn't matter now. Having survived the asteroid, JJ called the remains of his sword back to him. They arrived, one in each hand. "You think people haven't done that to me before, JT? Hah." JJ jumped into JT's asteroid hand, and held the two pieces near each other. The dark energy still surrounding the two pieces began to form tendrils between each other, before pulling themselves together. The blade was still obviously cracked and broken underneath the energy, but it was held together, and quite tightly. JJ then began to run up JT's arm, cutting it apart at the elbow. He then jumped for JT's body, driving his sword into the top of his head. The robotic spinal column could be heard breaking with an audible snap, and then JJ removed the blade. He then decapitated JT, allowing his head to float into space for a moment. JJ then threw this sword at JT's floating head, impaling it once again and sending it into a nearby asteroid. The sword landed blade first, with JT's head still on the end. JJ then teleported to it one final time, leaving the sword in the ground. If a picture was taken at this moment, it would depict JJ standing triumphantly behind his broken sword with JT's head on the end, both hands on the hilt, looking down grimly at the blade. As the simulation fell, JJ took his sword out of the ground, and began to exit. R&D didn't disappear, as he needed to be able to get himself medical attention due to the hole in his stomach. However, they did visibly lose power, as JJ began to deliberately breathe and limp slightly. He then exited the arena, damaged yet victorious.
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[quote]"You think people haven't done that to me before, JT? Hah."[/quote] [spoiler]not as cool as you think man...[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I know it isn't cool. Which is why I came up with a solution to keep it from happening. When I wrote that, it was more to fit with JJ's character than anything else.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]oh ok lol[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Ho-lee-shit[/spoiler]
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((:o GG JJ.))
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Thanks.
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Anytime.
