originally posted in:The New Dojo
[b]The deity seems to be walking around when he notices the ship. With his curiosity getting the better of him, he moves to meet the landing party.[/b]
"Yo! Dragon dude! Heat wave! America! What's with the red?"
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Smaug- Great, you again. Works- Did you just call me Heat Wave? Mikey- SQWUAK?
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"Yes, yes and yes! All great answers! Where the hell did you guys come from anyways?"
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Works- Well, when 2 people lo- Smaug- Kalosh. He meant Kalosh. Mikey- SQWUAK SQWUAK!!!
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"Nah, heat wave was right. Okay so what the hell were you doing in Khalosh?"
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Works- Killing the Burst. Smaug- Pretty much.
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"....why would you do that?"
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Smaug- Revenge. Besides, don't you kill people for no reason all the time?
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"I did! But uh. Not anymore. Why do you feel like you ought to justify it....?"
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Smaug- Why don't you anymore? And besides, that kill wasn't pointless. It was for revenge.
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"Well, in my past experience, revenge is a great way to get yourself killed. Also, Why would you need to get revenge on a disco fanatic?"
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Smaug- You gonna answer as to why you quit killing people pointlessly?
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"Not really pointlessly! Just that I figured that if I had more people alive who owed me favours, it would be a lot more useful then a bunch of corpses! You are gunna have to answer my question now. Why did you kill her? What was your glorified reason for revenge?"
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Smaug- You seem different Diety... but to answer your question, she was the only person still alive who fought Tubbs in the assault. And he's dead.
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".....So you were mad at her... Because tubbs... Almost killed everyone.... And jeopardized the mission...."
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Smaug- Well they almost killed him first.
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"Who did?"
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Smaug- The infiltration team. Now, I need to go talk to the sorcerers at the castle.
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"Hold up hold up. The infiltration team? As in, the entire infiltration team? The shades, Kage, Burst, sorcerers, the princes and Zane?"
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Smaug- Not the shades, sorcerers, princes, or Zane.
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 10/16/2016 1:54:41 PM"Ha! Oh my god. You are a complete dolt. DD, the only damn people who betrayed Grim that day, were the Kage! Out of PROTECTION! Zane told me they shot the control panel to the door, preventing ANY of em from getting across either side! When tubbs attacked the team, he would have killed every single one of those poor dead bastards! Why? Well, because they "betrayed him." But Hell, what do I know. You just killed an innocent woman because she put the world above an egotistical kid with one too many beefs. Good work."
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Smaug- Thanks. Works- I don't like the way you're talking to us. Watch it pal.
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[b]The Deity chuckles as he walks away.[/b] "Just so you know, the sorcerers are dead. Your vengeful quest is over." [b]The deity walks through the dojo gate.[/b]
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Smaug- He's different Works. Go punch him. [b]Works runs and tackles him, then punches the back of his head[/b] [spoiler]I JUST WANT SMAUG TO KNOW HE DOESN'T HAVE POWERS[/spoiler]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 10/16/2016 4:50:43 PM"AGH!" [b]The deity is tackled to the ground, and the hit clearly did some work. The deity turns over, grabbing works by the throat and punching him repeatedly in the ribs.[/b]
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[b]Works kicks him in the balls[/b]