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originally posted in:The New Dojo
10/6/2016 8:19:47 PM
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*He smiles a little*
Look, you're nice, but I'm loyal to her. If I were single, I wouldn't be having this conversation and i could be with you.
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"Just ask her if she wouldn't mind a three way....Oh! I could bring my brother. I heard he recently got dumped."
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Look, [i]I[/i] don't want a threesome! [i]Or[/i] a foursome! She's special, and i don't want to change that
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"Hmph. Well, then you know where you can find me if she breaks up with you or dies."
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That kind of sounds like a threat to her well being...
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[i]She sighs, gets up, and starts to walk away.[/i] "Take it how you want, like I care."
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*He gets up too* Don't be like that, I'm sorry I pissed you off! Can't we just be friends or something?
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[i]She stops walking and laughs.[/i] "Oh, do you honestly think I care? I'm not mad or sad or anything. I do not care. I haven't had the luxury of being able to care about something for some time now. Can't complain too much though, the perks of being a slave are pretty good."
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A slave? What's up with that, why are you a slave?
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"That's just how it is, Mr. Mortar. I'm not complaining about it either."
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Well... I don't know, I've hated slavery my whole life, since I was practically one long ago... Could i... Relieve you of that status, and have the Dojo help you?
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Edited by Cthulhu Agent: 10/6/2016 9:12:11 PM"Ha! Why would I? I'm only here to kill my brother and bring him back to our masters." [i]She sighs.[/i] "He escaped sadly."
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Hmm, makes sense, though I was in a similar situation long ago, so I relate to him. Tell me, do [i]you[/i] want to do this?
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Edited by Cthulhu Agent: 10/6/2016 9:45:38 PM"Do what? Kill him? I don't really care. My masters told me to do it, so why wouldn't I?"
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Uh, because you have your [i]own individual mind![/i]
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[i]Charlotte starts laughing so hard she can't breath and falls to the ground.[/i]
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*Mortar walks up to her, kind of confused* What's so funny?
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"I lost my mind long ago! I love serving my masters! My job is literally just seducing people. Charlie and Chuck used to love it as well...till Charlie killed Chuck."
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*Mortar sighs* That was me with killing people. But you know what? Now I'm here. Let. Me. Help. You.
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"Bah! I have a brother to kill. The best thing about this is that his memory is wiped so he won't know he's in danger till it's too late."
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Well, I'm sorry, but I can't let you do that
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"Oh, why not? He killed his brother and escaped. Well, technically this girl called Alyssa killed Chuck so I'll have to kill her too."
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*Almost instantly he forms his sword and holds it at her neck* No.
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"No what? No sex? Yeah, I know that you're taken. I'll just go transform into Alyssa, screw my brother, and then kill him. That's a good plan, right?" [i]She seemed unaffected by the blade at her neck.[/i]
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*He pulls the blade back and knees her gut* No one is having sex or killing anyone
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[i]She easily dodges the knee.[/i] "Why not? I find joy out of killing and sex. When they're combined it's pure ecstasy! Come on, shake my hand and we can go our seperate ways." [i]She extends her hand for a handshake.[/i]
