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originally posted in:The New Dojo
10/6/2016 10:35:52 AM
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"Oi!"
[b]Walking up to her were two men, large burly Knights.[/b]
"Are you a registered Dojo member?!"
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[i]The woman looks up at the knights and sighs.[/i] "No."
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"Cool. Wanna be one?"
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[i]Charlotte makes it look like she's thinking about it.[/i] "How about...later? Maybe."
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"It's easy! Takes five seconds."
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"Fine. What do I have to do?"
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"ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! You're in!"
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"That was easy."
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"EXACTLY! So simple."
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"...Now what?"
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"You're good. That is all."
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"Well this was a boring conversation."
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"It usually is when you want to join!"
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"Well, then I quit the dojo and don't want in."
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"Oh." [b]You suddenly get teleported outside the main gates [/b] "Then you'll have to leave."
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[i]She walks back in, very annoyed.[/i] "Now I have to walk back."
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"Man you're such a kill joy." [b]The Knight is walking behind you [/b]
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"Oh shut up and leave me alone."
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"Alright fine. Ms moody." [b]He walks off [/b]
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"Wanna have angry sex?"
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"Pardon?"
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Edited by Cthulhu Agent: 10/6/2016 10:06:24 PM"You. Me. My clothes off. Here. Now."
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"Miss I'm not exactly sure that's uh appropriate."
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[i]She starts taking her top off as a crowd starts to form.[/i] "Don't be a wuss."
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"Ma'am, please."
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[i]The crowd cheered as she tossed her top off.[/i] "Well...undress already. Unless you want me to undress you."
