"Swordswoman isn't a real word, Miss Alyssa." [i]He was completely oblivious to the joke.[/i] "I'd love to help, but I don't know anything about swordsmanship. Do I know how to fight?" [i]Charlie went over to a nearby weapon bin.[/i] "What do we got here? What catches my eye? Ah!" [i]Charlie pulls out two wooden tonfas.[/i] "Tonfas!...Why do I know what this is?"