And you must be from the southeast, live on a farm, have one of your multiple sisters as a wife, have 10+ inbred uneducated little shits running around, have a gut, and be drunk 90% of the day?
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Now i be purdy shure she is mah first kusin but ma n pa aint confurmin nuthon er comin outta hidin affer dem aliens tuk em up der fer the weeken so imma stick to mah guns on that one and i aint got none a dem kids they wasnt to stupid jus a bit dum an fell in mah well an im drunk mor en 90% percent der buddy im a reel man you dam ole city boy kuldnt handle mah life