Router2Fast [R2F]

git gud

Hey Dickbutt your a nerd you can't your shoes. So get a nice plank of wood that's real wet. The wetter the better my aunt that has breast cancer said. But any way now get a shower cap one that's blue and to the touch. Now if you feel excited get some beetles and plop them on on the wood their great company and will provide much needed rest. Now that your gingerbread house is ready don't be afraid to add that Siberian touch. Lick the knob of a old mans house for at least an hour. Then get a kite from an orphan and tickle his jimmy. This is where the cat with super smash bros directors cut laser disc edition taped (duct tape) to his or hers crotch comes into play. Throw the cat against Jessica Simpsons face as hard as the old man tells u too. Then your birthday cake is down you dingleberg. If your still with me gumbo combo

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• Created October 03, 2014